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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

தமிழ்

தமிழில் எழுதி நெடு நாட்கள் ஆகிவிட்டது. தமிழில் என்பதை விட எழுதியே நெடு நாட்கள் ஆகிவிட்டது. இந்த இடைப்பட்ட காலத்தில் என் இணையதளத்துக்கு வருவோரின் எண்ணிக்கை 10 ல் இருந்து 0, 1 என்று குறைந்து விட்டது.

மிக முக்கியமாக ரஜினியின் இரண்டு படங்கள் அறிவிக்கப்பட்டுவிட்டன. ரோபோ மற்றும் குசேலன். இரண்டும் வெற்றி பெற வாழ்த்துக்கள்.

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நம் ஊரில் தன்னை பெரிய ஆளாக காட்டிக்கொள்ள விரும்புபவர்களின் எண்ணிக்கை அதிகரித்து விட்டது. கீழ்த்தட்டு, மேல்தட்டு என்றில்லாமல் அனவரையும் இந்த வியாதி பிடித்துக்க்கொள்கிறது.

ஒரு டீக்கடைக்கு நண்பர்களை கூட்டி செல்ல வேண்டியது, அந்த டீக்கடைக்காரரிடம் அதிக பரிச்சியம் காட்டி நண்பர்களிடம் இதெல்லாம் சர்வ சாதரணம் என்ற ஒரு லுக்கை விட வேண்டியது.

ஒரு பெரிய நட்சத்திர ஓட்டலுக்கு கூட்டி செல்ல வேண்டியது, யாரிடமும் விசாரிக்காமல் டாய்லெட்டில் இருந்து பார் வரை கூட்டி சென்று இந்த ஓட்டல் எல்லாம் எனக்கு அத்து படி என்று ஒரு லுக்.

காய்கறிக்காரரிடம் அல்லது பழக்கடைக்காரரிடம் ஒரு கூடுதல் பழம் அல்லது இரண்டு கூடுதல் வெண்டைக்காய் எடுத்துக்கொண்டு உரிமை பாரட்டுவது.

இப்படி அடுக்கிக் கொண்டே போகலாம் ஆனால் கை வலிக்கிறது.

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பீமா கதை முடிந்து விட்டது. இந்த படத்தை வானத்திற்கு உயர்த்திய பெருமை sify யையே சாரும். ஆனால் டிரைலரை பார்த்தே படம் ஹோப்லெஸ் என்று தெரிந்து கொள்ள முடிந்தது. விக்ரம் ஹீரோயிஸத்தை மூட்டை கட்டிவிட்டு உருப்படியாக ஏதாவது செய்யலாம்.

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சென்னை பழைய மஹாபலிபுரம் சாலையில் ஐந்து வருடங்களாக சாலை வேலை நடைபெற்று வருகிறது. சாலை முழுவதும் ஜல்லி கற்களை பரப்பி விட்டுள்ளனர் வேலை முடிந்த சாலை பாகங்களிலும் இதுவே நிலமை. இதில் வண்டி ஓட்டுவது கோலிகுண்டிண் மீது வண்டி ஓட்டுவது போல் ஆகும்.

All these guys should be screwed with a Pineapple or Jackfruit.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Pulp Fiction

If there is one movie where you can cherish the dialogues definitely Pulp Fiction stands out. Here is one such dialogue from the movie which happens in the very begining of the movie between Samuel L Jackson and John Travolta.

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up] Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

Thanks IMDB

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Spitting Morons

If James Cameron had visited chennai before start of Titanic he would have chosen one of our chennaities to play the lead role instead of Di Caprio. He would have done this based on their spitting skill which they can showcase in the spitting scene in the movie.

Our loveable morons spit from all types of fast moving vechicles such as Bus, Lorry, Auto (Share included), bike, cycle, walking, train.

I could relate very much to Vikrams plight in the movie Anniyan when charlie spits on Vikram in the opening scene.

Today I had three such encounters and missed the gob of saliva everytime by few centimeters.

Vivek also makes fun of this attitude in one movie but our guys will laugh at that and spit and then continue the laugh.

These people are venomous than Spitting Cobras.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Clones

Have you looked around for this generation youth? If you have observed them you would have noticed everyone is a clone of one single person who cannot be traced now.

A typical youth whom you can find in casual places like spencers value shop, reliance fresh one or any near by local place wears a footwear with buckles, a cargo half pant and a Tee Shirt.

These people doesnt try to come out in any other attire. I dont know who is a father of this fashion but this has now become the uniform of the modern youth.

They dont even try a jean, tshirt combi. They dont even buy a footwear without buckles.

I am getting tired of seeing such people. Sometimes I am forced by people around me to wear such attire myself. They call it as the respectable attire.

Give me a break.

Monday, January 07, 2008

Hypocricy

During new year celebration at a hotel an unfortunate event occured. One person died. Police were called in and they have now framed case against the person who erected the stage and the hotel manager.

The police side says this accident occured because of the hotel managements negligence. The thing that raises interesting questions is the fact that he has quoted about something called "Stage stability certificate". This certificate it seems one has to procure from PWD. What a joke.

In chennai at any point of time people construct atleast 1000 stages for one reason or other. I dont think anybody even realises that such thing exists.

Lets assume that unfortunate accident never happened the would the police have still questioned the management regarding stage stability certificate?

What does this say? We are all in reactive mode. Only when things go awfuly wrong we will dust our rule books. It says we have laws and rules to ensure safety of the people but they just remain in letter not in action.

The authorities should think of implementing the laws before disaster strikes not wait to do a post mortem of a disaster.

There would have been 1000's of hotels which would have celebrated new year celebrations in stages without stage safety certifications. They will go scot free because the stages didnt fail. Does that mean its good no they are nothign but disasters waiting to happen. Our police inspectors as they come in the last scene of any movie will also come after disaster strikes in real life.

The hotel management cannot be held responsible for this debacle. The entire government should own the responsibility. If at all any one has conscience they should awake atleast now. But going by our history this will repeat in one form or other.

I posted long time back T.Nagar that Renganathan street in tnagar is dug for some work and they have covered it with wooden planks with iron rods beneath it. I went there this saturday and it is still in same shape. Has any idiot given safety certificate for those wooden planks? Mind it that it is one place where the crowd is at its peak. Its a disaster waiting to happen as long it doesnt happen all idiots will care a damn about that.

This kind of thing will never happen in a western country. I dont know how they cultivated such character when the most educated person in our country cant even follow the basic etiquette.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Whats Funny - 3

Today we will look at a category of people who are called as Constant Speed Irritator. These people are extremely funny. Whatever be the traffic scenario they go at the same irritating speed. By any chance if you end up behind them the constant drone of their vechicle will make you numb in few seconds.

The constant speed irritators official vehicle is TVS 50 but they are not restricted to that vechicle you can find them on top of all vechiles with 2 , 3 4 or 8 wheels.

A Simple Plan and Just Mercy