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தமிழ்

தமிழில் எழுதி நெடு நாட்கள் ஆகிவிட்டது. தமிழில் என்பதை விட எழுதியே நெடு நாட்கள் ஆகிவிட்டது. இந்த இடைப்பட்ட காலத்தில் என் இணையதளத்துக்கு வருவோரின் எண்ணிக்கை 10 ல் இருந்து 0, 1 என்று குறைந்து விட்டது.

மிக முக்கியமாக ரஜினியின் இரண்டு படங்கள் அறிவிக்கப்பட்டுவிட்டன. ரோபோ மற்றும் குசேலன். இரண்டும் வெற்றி பெற வாழ்த்துக்கள்.

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நம் ஊரில் தன்னை பெரிய ஆளாக காட்டிக்கொள்ள விரும்புபவர்களின் எண்ணிக்கை அதிகரித்து விட்டது. கீழ்த்தட்டு, மேல்தட்டு என்றில்லாமல் அனவரையும் இந்த வியாதி பிடித்துக்க்கொள்கிறது.

ஒரு டீக்கடைக்கு நண்பர்களை கூட்டி செல்ல வேண்டியது, அந்த டீக்கடைக்காரரிடம் அதிக பரிச்சியம் காட்டி நண்பர்களிடம் இதெல்லாம் சர்வ சாதரணம் என்ற ஒரு லுக்கை விட வேண்டியது.

ஒரு பெரிய நட்சத்திர ஓட்டலுக்கு கூட்டி செல்ல வேண்டியது, யாரிடமும் விசாரிக்காமல் டாய்லெட்டில் இருந்து பார் வரை கூட்டி சென்று இந்த ஓட்டல் எல்லாம் எனக்கு அத்து படி என்று ஒரு லுக்.

காய்கறிக்காரரிடம் அல்லது பழக்கடைக்காரரிடம் ஒரு கூடுதல் பழம் அல்லது இரண்டு கூடுதல் வெண்டைக்காய் எடுத்துக்கொண்டு உரிமை பாரட்டுவது.

இப்படி அடுக்கிக் கொண்டே போகலாம் ஆனால் கை வலிக்க…

Pulp Fiction

If there is one movie where you can cherish the dialogues definitely Pulp Fiction stands out. Here is one such dialogue from the movie which happens in the very begining of the movie between Samuel L Jackson and John Travolta.

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I go…

Spitting Morons

If James Cameron had visited chennai before start of Titanic he would have chosen one of our chennaities to play the lead role instead of Di Caprio. He would have done this based on their spitting skill which they can showcase in the spitting scene in the movie.

Our loveable morons spit from all types of fast moving vechicles such as Bus, Lorry, Auto (Share included), bike, cycle, walking, train.

I could relate very much to Vikrams plight in the movie Anniyan when charlie spits on Vikram in the opening scene.

Today I had three such encounters and missed the gob of saliva everytime by few centimeters.

Vivek also makes fun of this attitude in one movie but our guys will laugh at that and spit and then continue the laugh.

These people are venomous than Spitting Cobras.

Clones

Have you looked around for this generation youth? If you have observed them you would have noticed everyone is a clone of one single person who cannot be traced now.

A typical youth whom you can find in casual places like spencers value shop, reliance fresh one or any near by local place wears a footwear with buckles, a cargo half pant and a Tee Shirt.

These people doesnt try to come out in any other attire. I dont know who is a father of this fashion but this has now become the uniform of the modern youth.

They dont even try a jean, tshirt combi. They dont even buy a footwear without buckles.

I am getting tired of seeing such people. Sometimes I am forced by people around me to wear such attire myself. They call it as the respectable attire.

Give me a break.

Hypocricy

During new year celebration at a hotel an unfortunate event occured. One person died. Police were called in and they have now framed case against the person who erected the stage and the hotel manager.

The police side says this accident occured because of the hotel managements negligence. The thing that raises interesting questions is the fact that he has quoted about something called "Stage stability certificate". This certificate it seems one has to procure from PWD. What a joke.

In chennai at any point of time people construct atleast 1000 stages for one reason or other. I dont think anybody even realises that such thing exists.

Lets assume that unfortunate accident never happened the would the police have still questioned the management regarding stage stability certificate?

What does this say? We are all in reactive mode. Only when things go awfuly wrong we will dust our rule books. It says we have laws and rules to ensure safety of the people but they just remain in letter…

Whats Funny - 3

Today we will look at a category of people who are called as Constant Speed Irritator. These people are extremely funny. Whatever be the traffic scenario they go at the same irritating speed. By any chance if you end up behind them the constant drone of their vechicle will make you numb in few seconds.

The constant speed irritators official vehicle is TVS 50 but they are not restricted to that vechicle you can find them on top of all vechiles with 2 , 3 4 or 8 wheels.