Dose for today

Smart Guys

If someone tries to act smart nowadays it gets into my nerves more than it ever did. Especially when they are acting dumb and think in their mind that they are acting smart. Simple innocent questions which are thrown without any purpose generate even more palpitation.
Here is a conversation between two people who are from same organisation and same group
Guy 1 : Hey

Guy 2 : (just smiles shows he is not interested in Guy 1)

Guy 1 : Where do you stay yaar? (this guy is not a north indian but uses yaar to impress

Guy 2 as he is north indian and the guy not reciprocating his Hey also doesnt stop him from doing that)

Guy 2 : Why? (he asks and smiles, in tamil they call namutu siripu or mischevious smile)

Guy 3 : You already have an apartment na (ha ha ha he laughs like a goat having hiccup at Guy 1)

Guy 1 : Give me your full address (to Guy 2)

Guy 2 : still just smiles

Guy 3 : What is a full address (goat again has hiccups)

Guy 1 : Do you live above that XX building (he is not bothered by the smiles of Guy 2 or hiccups of Guy 3)

Guy 2 : Why tell me? (again mischevious smile)

Guy 1 : Whats you apartment number?

From somewhere Guy 4 asks Guy 1 whats Venkys mobile number

Guy 1 religiously gives the number showing to Guy 2 that he is a good guy and he can give his address

Guy 2 : apartment number 226 flat number 76.

Guy 1 : hey give me the real address dont fool me

Guy 3 : goat again has hiccups

Guy 2 : this is real address

Guy 1 : i want to come and have a look at your apartment

Guy 2 : bulb fuses in this guys face as he is not interested in having the company of Guy 1 but still manages to say - Sure come

Guy 4 again asks Guy 1 shouting give me your mobile number also (we used to collect stamps as hobby nowadays people collect others mobile number which they will never call and ever keep wondering whose number is this)

After sitting between these guys for 10 minutes my brain was looking for a escape route to jump our of its enclosed skull