Whats Funny - 4

Imagine an idiot riding a bike wearing helmet with a pillion rider. Let the pillion rider be a woman. Imagine another idiot riding another bike. What will be funny is these two idiots riding at same speed and conversing to each other on chennai roads with giant vehicles zipping past the road full of potholes.

This has become a routine nowadays. Whenever I ride the person who's at back finds it difficult to hear what I say but these idiots do this. The dont care about what traffic block they create by going at a constant speed by no allowing way to vehicles behind them. Sometimes I see guys in pulsar riding slowly alongside girls in scooty just to talk to them.

What will be so important to talk while riding with helmets on your head.

Whats Funny - 3

Today we will look at a category of people who are called as Constant Speed Irritator. These people are extremely funny. Whatever be the traffic scenario they go at the same irritating speed. By any chance if you end up behind them the constant drone of their vechicle will make you numb in few seconds.

The constant speed irritators official vehicle is TVS 50 but they are not restricted to that vechicle you can find them on top of all vechiles with 2 , 3 4 or 8 wheels.

What's Funny - 2

"Funny is to see an chennaite alias idiot crossing a two way road. The chennaite looks only one side to check for the traffic and noticing a bus runs swiftly across the road but fails to notice a two wheeler approaching him at 960 Km/hr on the otherside. The biker avoids the idiot somehow and the idiot crosses the road successfuly with a big grin written all over his bloody face"

What he fails to understand is there was a 500 % probability that he couldnt have completed that idiotic grin.

What's Funny - 1

In this series I am trying to convey some irritatingly funny happenings.


"Funny is a share auto trying to overtake another share auto"

Those who have seen this in road will be able to understand what I am trying to say.

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